10/11/2026
🚨🚨 RED BANK… HIDE YOUR WALLETS, CANCEL YOUR DIETS, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT ON SOME STRETCHY PANTS!!! 🚨🚨
😈🍪 MLC BAKING IS COMING TO TOWN, AND APPARENTLY NOBODY LEARNED THEIR LESSON THE LAST TIME!!! 🍪😈
October 24th, we’re invading B&B Discount for Chips’ Cars & Coffee, and somebody clearly made a questionable decision inviting us. 🤣
🚗 Classic cars? CHECK!
☕ Hot coffee? CHECK!
🎃 Trunk-or-treat? CHECK!
🎶 DJ, vendors, and food trucks? CHECK!
🍪 An unhinged baker with absolutely ZERO respect for your calorie count? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS!!! 💀🤣
Now, we know what you’re thinking…
“MLC, I really need to watch what I eat.”
👀 WELL, WATCH YOURSELF EAT SIX COOKIES. PROBLEM SOLVED. 🤷♂️🤣
“My doctor told me to cut back on sweets.”
👀 DID YOUR DOCTOR SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SUPPORTING SMALL BUSINESSES?! EXACTLY. 💀
“I’m just coming to look at the cars.”
👀 AND I’M JUST COMING TO SELL ONE COOKIE. WE’RE BOTH FULL OF IT. 🤣🤣
Listen, folks…
These people are putting on a FAMILY-FRIENDLY event with beautiful cars, great coffee, trunk-or-treat, and an entire day of fun.
AND THEN THERE’S MLC.
We’re basically the bad influence your mother warned you about… EXCEPT WE COME WITH BUTTERCREAM AND A BUSINESS LICENSE. 😈🔥
📅 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24TH
⏰ 10 AM – 4 PM
📍 B&B DISCOUNT
4825 Dayton Blvd., Red Bank, TN
Bring the kids. Bring Grandma. Bring that one friend who’s “not eating sugar anymore.”
ESPECIALLY BRING THAT FRIEND. WE LOVE A CHALLENGE. 😏🍪
💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING
WE DON’T SELL REGRETS. WE SELL THE REASON YOU HAVE THEM. 💀🍪🔥