Cryptid Kitchen

11/03/2026

The world is f**ked…but you can’t fall for the doomer crap, because life is still incredible.

So turn off the news, eat steak, touch grass, make babies, get sunlight.

Magic is real, love always finds a way, you get what you deserve in life.

Everything works out, always.

10/26/2026

at Albertsons each week to find the best deals and see what meals we can make from them!

10/18/2026

We forgot to take pictures at Pickle Fest Texarkana last weekend but wanted to say Thank You to Shawking Customs for making us custom shirts celebrating our Birthday/Anniversary weekend!

10/10/2026

Cryptic Kitchen is set up at Pickle Fest Texarkana and ready to provide you with all of the delicious things that my wife brewed up in her apothecary!

10/10/2026

09/28/2026

to and finally if all goes right into ! check back for

09/27/2026

It was such a great time tonight at The “Dancing Ranch Farm” ! Thanks for letting me dress up and scare all you folks. Can't wait to do it again next week 👻

09/26/2026

Crisis mostly averted. Thank you to family for loaning cooking and fridge space and those that reached out offering assistance 🫶🫶 Shall we can this forced ? 😅 Ah well. At any rate, still excited to see everyone at The “Dancing Ranch Farm”'s opening night tonight! The thrills start at 7!

09/26/2026

sorry guys, we won't be making it out to Hypecon's Gaming event today. Our freezer went out so we'll be spending the morning cooking to salvage what we can. Sorry for the late cancellation, and thank you for understanding.