Child-eating Clown that Lives Under the Stairs
We will take care of your problem child.
Operating as usual
[02/27/19] I’m hungry, come look under the stairs...
I’ll get you my pretty & your little dog too....
[02/12/17] They're going to get you, Susan.....
So many naughty sprogs; it’s proving to be an arduous – yet fruitful – season for sweatshop coalers! Time to kick back and drink the scrumptious tears of terrified children I've collected, while watching football highlights on telly.
We all have our special means of unwinding at the end of a gruelling day, what's yours?
Remember everyone it's "Deck the Halls With Boughs of Holly," not Bowels of Holly... As fun as bowel decor can be, clean-up is time consuming, not to mention the lingering stink of rot which is difficult to aerate. So stick to boughs for decoration, and bowels for Christmas Puddings mix-ins.
Child-eating Clown that Lives Under the Stairs's cover photo
Basement Clown says: Give a hoot, eat a child... then read a book, or some s**t.
Cruddy Pants & Sexy Sister recite new version of classic holiday story
[12/17/11] we would make CeCtLUS shirts if anyone wanted one- any interest ?
[12/17/11] TRUST ME
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