Child-eating Clown that Lives Under the Stairs

Child-eating Clown that Lives Under the Stairs
We will take care of your problem child.

Operating as usual

08/23/2019

That happened

[02/27/19]   I’m hungry, come look under the stairs...

01/09/2019

I’ll get you my pretty & your little dog too....

09/16/2017
09/12/2017

[02/12/17]   They're going to get you, Susan.....

12/09/2012

So many naughty sprogs; it’s proving to be an arduous – yet fruitful – season for sweatshop coalers! Time to kick back and drink the scrumptious tears of terrified children I've collected, while watching football highlights on telly.

We all have our special means of unwinding at the end of a gruelling day, what's yours?

- R

[12/08/12]   Remember everyone it's "Deck the Halls With Boughs of Holly," not Bowels of Holly... As fun as bowel decor can be, clean-up is time consuming, not to mention the lingering stink of rot which is difficult to aerate. So stick to boughs for decoration, and bowels for Christmas Puddings mix-ins.

Happy Hell-idays.

11/27/2012

Child-eating Clown that Lives Under the Stairs's cover photo

10/14/2012

Basement Clown says: Give a hoot, eat a child... then read a book, or some s**t.

12/19/2011

Clown Reads Twisted Poem - Twas the Night Before Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qFetl7Duo6w

Cruddy Pants & Sexy Sister recite new version of classic holiday story

[12/17/11]   we would make CeCtLUS shirts if anyone wanted one- any interest ?

[12/17/11]   TRUST ME

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69 Elm St
Dayton, OH
45426
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